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Title: Wolf, In The Morning
Fandom: due South
Pairing: Um. Well, this is a Diefenbaker fic, but there's some F/K
Rating: G
Summary: See title. *g*



I am hungry.

I trot over to where my friend is sleeping in his bed. I nuzzle my nose against his cheek.

He says something about being tired, and berates me for my gluttony. I snort on his face. Ha, take that! I don’t even restrain my whuf of satisfaction as he wipes my wolf-snot from his face and glares at me. I turn my back on him and go into the kitchen. There are good-smelling things there.

I whine. Ray is sympathetic and gives me a donut. Score! At times, I like my friend’s mate more than my friend. This is one of those times. I butt my head against Ray’s leg to let him know.

-You’re welcome, Dief.

I’m appreciated. That’s nice. Not as nice as going out, though. I walk over to the door and then I give Ray a look.

-Out, huh? Okay, okay, hold those horses. I’ll take ya for a walk.

Ray grabs a jacket and we’re off.

Well, I am off, and behind me Ray is yelling. I don’t hear him, but I feel the vibrations of his voice. These vibrations are telling me he’s just irritated, and there’s no danger, so I keep running. There are smells everywhere, and I stop and sniff the more interesting ones. Here, there’s a rotting banana peel. There, some other canine has been urinating, trying to mark this particular territory. I piss all over his so-called marking. Take that, you lousy mutt! This is my turf.

I smell something baking. Muffins. Blueberry, I think. Yes, yes, blueberry. I look up in the general direction of where the scent is wafting from. Up, up, yes, there it is, coming from that apartment window.

I find the fire escape.

Ray is still making those irritated vibrations, but I ignore him some more. Humans have no nose for blueberry muffins, fresh from the oven.

I reach the window and whine.

-You again?

She’s older than my friend and his mate. I cock my head at her – always works on ladies like this – and she smiles.

-I guess you smelled my muffins.

I woof in response. She hands over not one, but two of the delicacies, places them on the window sill. Victory!

-They’re hot!

Her warning is too late, I’ve already burned my tongue. I give her a hurt look.

-I tried to warn you.

I cock my head again to let her know she is forgiven.

-Here, I’ll break them open so they cool faster.

She does this, and I’m grateful. Soon the muffins are gone. The lady ruffles my fur, which I allow, and I lick her hand in return.

-Come back tomorrow, I’m baking pies.

I file that away. Hopefully I won’t be working. I wouldn’t want to miss out on pie.

I bound down the fire escape and find Ray there waiting for me. I expect a lecture. He’s not as good at lecturing as my friend, but ...

Wait, he’s looking up, and then he’s catching a muffin. (I’m surprised he caught it at all, he’s almost as blind as I am deaf.) He grins up at the lady.

-Thanks, Mrs. Somethingorother!

My lip reading skills only go so far, especially when dealing with intricate tongue-twisting names of ethnic origin.

I am forgiven when Ray takes a bite of muffin and scratches behind my ear. I look around for fallen crumbs – Ray isn’t the cleanest of eaters. Yes, there, and there! Crumbs! I lick them from the pavement. While I have my nose to the ground, I catch the scent of something else. Something that makes my fur stand up on end and my heart pound in my lupine chest.

Cat!

There is a cat on the premises! Well, somewhere. This street? Down that alley? Cats are always prowling around in alleys.

I’m off! After the cat! (Cats are almost as fun as rabbits, but there aren’t any rabbits here in this strange place in which my friend and I now live.)

Cat, cat, cat, where’s the cat?

Ray is making those vibrations again, but there is a cat, and it doesn’t matter at all.

The scent is closer. I slow down. Pad softly down the alley, soft, soft, nose to the ground. I’m hunting. My prey is close.

Caught! The cat has sighted me! The chase is on.

I let loose a series of intimidating noises, letting the cat know I’m on its trail. Her. Yes, definitely a female cat. She thinks she can outrun me. Outsmart me. Ha! She does not know whom she is dealing with.

Over a fence she jumps. She thinks this will deter me. I leap over the fence as well and continue. HA! I want to laugh in my mania.

Cat, cat, cat! My blood is thrumming with the thrill of the hunt. I am a WOLF!

She scampers up an electric pole and I whimper. This is not fair. If she were a rabbit, this would not be happening. I sit at the base of the pole and settle down, determined to wait her out. I have patience. I am from the wild. She is just a city animal, not even really worthy of my attention.

She growls at me. I growl right back, saying, ‘Come on down and show me what you’ve got.’ She hisses back, but she looks quite smug.

I put my head on my paws. This is just great. Outsmarted by a cat.

Ray shows up eventually. I give him my most pitiful look and then stare at the cat. Ray is not very sympathetic.

-It’s nine o’clock in the morning, Dief, I don’t have time for this. I’ve got a half-naked Mountie in my bed and ....

I turn my head. I do not need to hear about this. Eww.

Ray’s walking away, back home, I suspect. I give the cat one last growl before I follow.

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2006-03-27 23:20 (UTC)
eledhwenlin: (Dief)
- Posted by [personal profile] eledhwenlin
This. Is. So. Cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuute.

2006-03-27 23:21 (UTC)
- Posted by [identity profile] xanphibian.livejournal.com
*grins* Thank you!

2006-03-27 23:21 (UTC)
- Posted by [identity profile] wtfbrain.livejournal.com
Heeee! Loved this. Delightful crack.

2006-03-27 23:32 (UTC)
- Posted by [identity profile] xanphibian.livejournal.com
*twirls you* Thank you!

yay Dief!

2006-03-27 23:35 (UTC)
gloss: woman in front of birch tree looking to the right (Diefenbaker rocks)
- Posted by [personal profile] gloss
At times, I like my friend’s mate more than my friend. This is one of those times.
Aww! Dief's like a typical dS fan. :)

I file that away. Hopefully I won’t be working. I wouldn’t want to miss out on pie.
I love hardworking!Dief.

I’m off! After the cat!...Cat, cat, cat, where’s the cat?
*Fabulous* use of punctuation and rhythm. Also, adorable.

Cat, cat, cat! My blood is thrumming with the thrill of the hunt. I am a WOLF!
...as is this.

I love this, yay!

Re: yay Dief!

2006-03-27 23:40 (UTC)
- Posted by [identity profile] xanphibian.livejournal.com
Hee! I love the Dief. Thank you, I'm happy you like it. :)

2006-03-27 23:40 (UTC)
ext_1850: (superdad)
- Posted by [identity profile] claudia79ad.livejournal.com
DIEF! RayK! I'm so glad you're seeing the RayK love. It took my mom awhile to warm up to RayK too, but now she sort of grugingly likes him.

2006-03-27 23:42 (UTC)
- Posted by [identity profile] xanphibian.livejournal.com
*giggles* My mom? Is reading Chicago's Most Wanted by speranza today. *is so tickled*

And yay, thank you!

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2006-03-27 23:52 (UTC)
- Posted by [identity profile] katrin.livejournal.com
This is possibly the cutest thing in the world ever.

Cat, cat, cat! My blood is thrumming with the thrill of the hunt. I am a WOLF!

**snuggles Dief madly (after having bribed him with pastry to let me)**

2006-03-28 00:06 (UTC)
- Posted by [identity profile] xanphibian.livejournal.com
*grin* Thank you!

2006-03-27 23:53 (UTC)
- Posted by [identity profile] j-s-cavalcante.livejournal.com
Diefenbaker fic! This is adorable. I like Dief's dry, matter-of-fact wolfy voice. Love how he mooches the muffins off Ray's neighbor. It's also cool that he can gauge the level of Ray's irritation from the vibrations--at a distance, even. Smart wolf.

The copy's so clean that I figured you'd want to know there's a word missing in this sentence:

(Cats are almost as fun as rabbits, but there aren’t any rabbits here in this strange place my friend and I now live.)

Should be "...in this strange place where my friend and I now live" ("in which" is OK, too) or "...in this strange place my friend and I now live in."

Also, since Dief's English is so grammatical, maybe he'd want this to be perfect, too: "She does not know whom she is dealing with."

I love how Ray's concerns are just not important when there are muffins or there's a cat. That is so Dief! Here's another great bit:

I put my head on my paws. This is just great. Outsmarted by a cat.
Ray shows up eventually. I give him my most pitiful look and then stare at the cat. Ray is not very sympathetic.


I just love his dry delivery. And this:

-It’s nine o’clock in the morning, Dief, I don’t have time for this. I’ve got a half-naked Mountie in my bed and ....
I turn my head. I do not need to hear about this. Eww.


LOL! The story put a smile on my face. Thanks!


2006-03-28 00:07 (UTC)
- Posted by [identity profile] xanphibian.livejournal.com
Thank you for spotting my spotty grammar! :) I'm so happy you liked this. Thanks for the feedback. *twirls*

2006-03-27 23:56 (UTC)
- Posted by [identity profile] pearl-o.livejournal.com
Cat, cat, cat! My blood is thrumming with the thrill of the hunt. I am a WOLF!

Awww, yay, DIEF.

2006-03-28 00:09 (UTC)
- Posted by [identity profile] xanphibian.livejournal.com
*giggles* I love how your icon is hiding from him.

*licks*

2006-03-27 23:58 (UTC)
- Posted by [identity profile] broken-kite.livejournal.com
This is crazy funny, I love Dief's voice and his inner monologue as he's running after the cat manipulating people into giving him what he wants.

2006-03-28 00:09 (UTC)
- Posted by [identity profile] xanphibian.livejournal.com
Thank you so much! :)

2006-03-28 00:11 (UTC)
- Posted by [identity profile] chuckjd.livejournal.com
Aw Dief! I love your Dief!

This is just the cutest damn story ever and really appreciated right now. Definitely exactly what I needed. Whew!

2006-03-28 00:22 (UTC)
- Posted by [identity profile] xanphibian.livejournal.com
:) I'm happy to make you feel better. Thank you for letting me know you like it!

2006-03-28 00:15 (UTC)
- Posted by [identity profile] dorrie6.livejournal.com
I was pointed here by a friend, and I just wanted to let you know that this is the dearest thing, and that it has made my evening to have read it.

2006-03-28 00:24 (UTC)
- Posted by [identity profile] xanphibian.livejournal.com
Thank you so much! And I thank your friend, as well. :)

2006-03-28 00:50 (UTC)
- Posted by [identity profile] c-regalis.livejournal.com
I do not need to hear about this. Eww.

*snicker*

I liked this a lot. Dief fic, yay!

2006-03-28 01:06 (UTC)
- Posted by [identity profile] xanphibian.livejournal.com
Yay! *grin* Thank you.

2006-03-28 01:55 (UTC)
- Posted by [identity profile] carnadosa.livejournal.com
There should be more Deif POV stories in the ds fandom. *wonders why there isn't*

Thanks you for adding one. ;)

2006-03-28 01:58 (UTC)
- Posted by [identity profile] xanphibian.livejournal.com
:) You're welcome! I'm glad you liked it.

2006-03-28 02:13 (UTC)
- Posted by [identity profile] bluebrocade.livejournal.com
Yay! I'm all smiley now. That was so cute. Poor Dief, outsmarted by a city cat.

I look around for fallen crumbs – Ray isn’t the cleanest of eaters.

Hee!!

2006-03-28 03:08 (UTC)
- Posted by [identity profile] xanphibian.livejournal.com
*grins* Thank you!

2006-03-28 02:47 (UTC)
- Posted by [identity profile] wondersheep.livejournal.com
Mmm. Tacos and crack.

2006-03-28 03:09 (UTC)
- Posted by [identity profile] xanphibian.livejournal.com
*licks your boobies*
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2006-03-28 03:09 (UTC)
- Posted by [identity profile] xanphibian.livejournal.com
Thank you!

2006-03-28 02:56 (UTC)
ext_975: photo of a woof (dief)
- Posted by [identity profile] springwoof.livejournal.com
Yay! for Dief-fic!
so very, very true-to-doglife! I am vastly amused.
LOVED:
I look around for fallen crumbs – Ray isn’t the cleanest of eaters. Yes, there, and there! Crumbs! I lick them from the pavement.
Hee!

2006-03-28 03:09 (UTC)
- Posted by [identity profile] xanphibian.livejournal.com
*grins* Thank you!

2006-03-28 04:16 (UTC)
- Posted by [identity profile] lilac-one.livejournal.com
Adorable! So much fun.

2006-03-28 05:34 (UTC)
- Posted by [identity profile] xanphibian.livejournal.com
Thank you! :)

2006-03-28 04:36 (UTC)
- Posted by [identity profile] dualbunny.livejournal.com
You are just full of "hee!" today. :D *Adorable.*

2006-03-28 05:35 (UTC)
- Posted by [identity profile] xanphibian.livejournal.com
*twirls* *snugs*

2006-03-28 05:14 (UTC)
- Posted by [identity profile] kokopelli-24.livejournal.com
My first Dief fic and I thoroughly enjoyed it! Especially this part--->

Thanks, Mrs. Somethingorother!

My lip reading skills only go so far, especially when dealing with intricate tongue-twisting names of ethnic origin.


which had me giggling out loud and wanting to reach right through the computer screen to pat him on the nose. Loved it!

2006-03-28 05:54 (UTC)
- Posted by [identity profile] xanphibian.livejournal.com
Hee! Everyone loves Dief, he should get more screen-time in fic. ;)

2006-03-28 05:27 (UTC)
- Posted by [identity profile] taruma16.livejournal.com
A Dief fic! How cute is that!
That was one of the most sweetest and funniest fic I've read!!!
*snuggles you*

2006-03-28 05:55 (UTC)
- Posted by [identity profile] xanphibian.livejournal.com
YAY! So glad you liked it. Thank you!

2006-03-28 07:08 (UTC)
- Posted by [identity profile] elucidate-this.livejournal.com
omg diefenbaker!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

gleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

glee. yes. gleee. i have no other words. gleeeeeeeeee!

2006-03-28 15:26 (UTC)
- Posted by [identity profile] xanphibian.livejournal.com
*giggles and licks your ear*

2006-03-28 07:19 (UTC)
ext_20943: (*giggles*)
- Posted by [identity profile] sam80853.livejournal.com
Damn, I don't even have a Dief icon ...

This is great and absolutely funny!

There, some other canine has been urinating, trying to mark this particular territory. I piss all over his so-called marking. Take that, you lousy mutt! This is my turf.

She scampers up an electric pole and I whimper. This is not fair. If she were a rabbit, this would not be happening. I sit at the base of the pole and settle down, determined to wait her out. I have patience. I am from the wild. She is just a city animal, not even really worthy of my attention.

2006-03-28 15:26 (UTC)
- Posted by [identity profile] xanphibian.livejournal.com
*grins* I'm glad you enjoyed it! Thank you.

2006-03-28 08:31 (UTC)
- Posted by [identity profile] othercat.livejournal.com
Adorable!

2006-03-28 15:26 (UTC)
- Posted by [identity profile] xanphibian.livejournal.com
Thanks! :)

2006-03-28 17:30 (UTC)
starfishchick: (dief - spiffydaze)
- Posted by [personal profile] starfishchick
I file that away. Hopefully I won’t be working. I wouldn’t want to miss out on pie.

This is very cute! (Oh, Dief, so much love.)

2006-03-28 17:43 (UTC)
- Posted by [identity profile] xanphibian.livejournal.com
Thank you so much! :)
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2006-03-28 18:54 (UTC)
- Posted by [identity profile] xanphibian.livejournal.com
*grins* Thank YOU! :)
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